Worst Year Ever

Hey, 2009, don’t let the door hit you in the ass!!

Let’s be clear, 2009 was the worst year for most everyone you talked to. Financially, one truly disastrous year for just about everyone. The year started with the terrific news that the banks had lost all of our money… What? How could…the…banks…lose… But, I thought that's what…………vaults were for… Well, what should we do? Give the banks more money, of course. What? But…they might…….put it in the vaults…

Worst year ever.

You run into an old friend and asked, “Hey, how’s it going?” and they would answer, “There’s no money.”

People lost their cars, homes, jobs and in some cases, teeth.

Worst year ever.


For me, I’ve never worked so much for so little. It’s all relative, people. I realize there were hundreds of thousands of people who would have literally killed for the shit opportunities I took. But, seriously, if I’m not allowed to complain just a wee bit in my own blog, just what the hell kind of topsy-turvy, BIZARRO world is this?!

Not all was horrific during this awful year. There were, in fact, a couple of high notes in the Pollak world:

In late March of ’09, I started doing an online talk show called Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show. Other than a couple of weeks off, we've streamed live every Sunday at 5pm, PDT, from a little studio in Santa Monica.  If you’d like to watch live, starting up again January 10th, just go to Should you choose to watch live, you can ask questions via the site’s chat room or Twitter, @Kevinpollak.  There’s a link on the home page, where you’ll find all the past episodes archived, or you can download any episode from iTunes for free. At present, we’re redesigning the chat show’s website, and it’s going to be pretty cool with some interactive tricks created for a more enjoyable visit. Having said that, if you get there before the “new look” is up, you’ll find a most boring site, indeed.

The show is a Charlie Rose kind of deal, in that it’s just me and the guest(s) having an in depth, genuine conversation about how he or she "got from there to here". In some cases, “in depth” barely covers it. 2 hours with Seth MacFarlane, over 2 hours with Kevin Smith, and the longest, 2 hours and 31 minutes to be precise, was with the amazing Eddie Izzard. I assure you, there’s nothing like this show online, or in traditional media either. We’ve done about 36 shows thus far, featuring many great comedians, actors, actresses, a few internet stars, several film writer/directors, a couple cool musicians, an amazing Composer, 5 Academy Award winners and the CEO/Founder of Tesla Motors. Oh, and Weird Al, too!!

For you fans of my motion picture acting, in 2010 I can be seen co-starring in not one, not two, but three films. The first one, due out February 26th, is “Cop Out.” This buddy cop comedy is directed by Kevin Smith and stars Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Seann William Scott, Adam Brody and myself. Next out is the Paramount Pictures release of “Middle Men,” written and directed by George Gallo and starring Luke Wilson, Giovanni Ribisi, Gabriel Macht, James Caan, Laura Ramsey, Kelsey Grammer and myself. Lastly, and without a release date, cause it’s still being edited, is “Columbus Circle,” which I co-wrote with the director, George Gallo. It stars Jason Lee, Selma Blair, Amy Smart, Giovanni Ribisi, Jason Antoon, Beau Bridges and again, myself.

Lastly, I've written a web series with pal and gifted writer/actor Jason Antoon, which will mark my directorial debut. We will shoot in early February. It's called "Vamped Out" and I'll be reporting more about it's launch date and how the shoot goes/went soon...

Otherwise, life is swell and we’re quite happy at home.

Hope you and yours have a happy holiday and a MUCH better 2010!!




Greetings from the city that never sleeps

This week we’re wrapping up “Choose” -- my first time shooting in New York. I’ve been visiting this great city for 30 years, and have performed stand-up comedy here countless times, but of the near 60 films I’ve worked on, I never had the pleasure of working and “living” in the City That Never Sleeps.

I’m staying in an AMAZING loft in SoHo, and after shooting 14 hours a day, it feels almost magical to come “home” to this beautiful New York digs in the heart of the groovy part of downtown. In fact, I would be remised if I didn’t thank a dear friend, Hank Azaria, for letting me live in his INCREDIBLE New York home while I shooting “Choose”. I call it The House that Apu Built, and for those Simpson’s fans out there, like myself, it’s fantastic!!

“Choose” is an indie, psychological, thriller, with lots of twists and turns, and is more cool scary than creepy scary. Although, there is a handful of creepy moments…It was directed by Academy Award winning Visual Effects genius, Robert Legato, and co-stars Katheryn Winnick, Nick Tucci and Richard Short. I have high hopes for this little jewel, and will “try” to keep you all posted on its release.

I have a few other cool projects in the works, and will definitely let you in on more details soon. Happy Holidays to all, and to all, a healthy, peaceful and FUN ’09!


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